Bruce Andrews
A Lifetime of Enthusiasms
[ SPOILER ]
intellectual treasure hunt
night spins
invites slow looking
gizmo head-snapping in a bubble
can’t think of a pink elephant
nonsensical big nothing theory
mugged by reality
I LOVE CAPTIONS
on the vaporetti of cinematic time loops
never understand it — that’s why you remember it
dreamer’s big mistake goes viral
lopsided spin-OFF
from this presumpumptive vanish point
in soft-landing scenario —
optimists to the end
special recap
our middle name in verseverse
this is f-ing Crazy
smell desperation
of everything for everybody
surreptitiously illegal kooky quantum leap
staccato’d the X
name-drop World Gone Mad
Exhibit A-Hole
Metatheory is hiring
emphasis on ‘if’
writing into the future —
whiplashy
plot device ?
WE STAND FOR ANYTHING
[ CONSEQUENCES ]
follow orders — hahahahahaha.
may seem farfetched
enough / maybe / enough
as if it’s a phantom limb
teeny error, straight misdirection
joins the wish list
we are one another's problem
abandon ship —
money is all pretend — 360 degree photography
Wanted Dead or Alive going to extremicize
go go gadget
LEMMINGS — the video game
thigh-spacer or butt-spacer
declare a war on gravity
Pleasure = Pleasure
‘oops’ — fox chews off its own trapped foot
if this happens / if that happens
a whirlpool stress test
hello, goodbye & everything in between
your own discombobulated non-self
& transformed into an intimate gathering space
It Don’t Worry Me
you are my boarding pass
just swinging when it counts
ay-yi-yi
maybe I forgot to push GO
their woulda shoulda —
creature tempo / bent in bed
just like that, bingo —
peek, peek, touch, rub
doesn’t jiggle jiggle
parachuted in heart failure brand
use pillowcases to catch the air
& broadjumps to get a vasectomy
to decapitate or insolventilate
kicky-kicky-slap-slap
nobody gets buttered
wobbly whipsaw moves on one leg
movement makes lubrication
prefer finger flip
iffy knee-jerk
Turn Back Time
attach jumper cables to your nipples
just the word blowhole is a poem by itself
All hell is going to break loose
crash the party — as self-assassination
instead of drooping down into old age
the miniatures zip it
it’s finger lickin’ gone
(noise) (noise) (inaudible) (noise) (noise) (noise)
cherry bomb !
real, real bad — looks so busted
romper room — ooze it or lose it
like the cats bringing in the dead mouse
it’s always somebody else’s fault
id control that went for the throat
# # / strap in
hopes that help
your big catchphrase — uninaminimity
break the noose
& you are my collateral
could’ve doesn’t count
casting some Pollyanna Pinheads
SantaClausification
why can’t it be like it is on television ?
who are the pawns / who are the knights & rooks / who are the bishops & queens
Dumb Quixote
sure thang
you always need backup
so much fun !
S Y L F — statues you'd like to fuck.
you cannot throw yourself a surprise party
Houdini of
cash, now — stand back, stand by
don’t have to worry about you, but like to worry about you
the closer they get to bodily harm, the more intriguing the music (soundtrack) gets
‘surrender posture’
smash-and-grab
even the GPS Tracker on your butt is enjoying itself
smackdown — shake your money maker for tinker bell
whackadoodle lit da fuse
or punch me with a judybat
takes us back . . . way back
last whiz bang hurrah
let it happen / let it happen
dancing with a cut-out
the ‘so far’ scorecard on the installment plan
lemme show you — the future has no index
scene queen
& AGAINST (rhymes with) EVERYBODY
No Control —
best
night
ever
party —
“You Made This World We Didn’t”
Note: This text is from a recent ‘neo-Benshi’ performance with long-time partner/collaborator Sally Silvers ‘moving’ & ‘theatricalizing’ with props to a short clip from the 1963 film It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad World’s climax, the night before an all-day conference on John Ashbery’s Tennis Court Oath.
Poet, performance writer, theorist, and sound designer Bruce Andrews has published more than 30 books, including Designated Heartbeat (Salt Publishing 2006), Swoon Noir (Chax Press, 2007), You Can’t Have Everything… Where Would You Put It! (Veer, 2011), and The L=A=N=G=U=A=G=E Letters: Selected 1970s Correspondence of Bruce Andrews, Charles Bernstein, and Ron Silliman (University of New Mexico Press, 2019). His essays on poetics are collected in Paradise & Method: Poetics & Praxis (Northwestern University Press, 1996). Based in New York, he is Musical Director for Sally Silvers & Dancers.
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